If I Only Had a Pony

Laine was doing 'exercises' with me this morning. While we were in upward dog, she said,
"Mom. Which guy do you want to be?"
"Well. I have on a gray shirt and black shorts, so I'll be the guy in the back."
"Okay. I'll be the girl. She has a pony....but wait Mom. You have a pony! She has a pony and you have a pony! You are the girl with the pony!"

Laine is still coveting long hair, especially pony's (pony-tails). We were in the car and she saw someone riding by on their bike....
"Uh, Mom. That guy has a pony! That is weird. Why does that guy have a pony?! Silly guy, pony's are for girls." I thought she'd die laughing.