The Anatomy of a Sandwich, by Laine Romney

Lately, Laine has been dissecting sandwiches before she eats them. As far as I can tell, here are the steps:
1- Disassemble bread, cheese and deli meat.
2- Eat cheese, preferably by fitting all cheese into mouth at once.
3- Hold deli meat in the air and admire.
4- Bite the meat in the middle of the slice.
5- With deli meat still clenched in teeth, drop meat from hands to allow slice of meat to dangle from mouth.
6- Violently shake head from side-to-side.
7- Laugh.
8- Find area of clean carpet and drop meat from mouth.
9- Pick up bread and lick mayonnaise.
10- With index finger, poke holes in bread.